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no drive

what you call a person who is terrible at driving. tends to hit curbs, gets into car accidents often, and ultimately shouldn’t have a license.
that person almost swerved into me! you’re a fucking no drive!
by shaquilleoatmeal707 March 21, 2024
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Forklift Driver

King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.

Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.

Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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Test Drive

When your buying a certain substance ie Weed, coke etc you buy a low amount so you don’t get robbed, if you don’t like the product you don’t lose a lot of money, or if it’s boof you can walk away without much loss.. if your sketched out with a new plug you can see if he’s real on his shit or not.. ie a test drive..
You: Ayo bro lemme get an 8th I’m tryna do a test drive and see if that pack really hits
Plug:only an 8th? I gotchu but lmk how you liked that test drive I always got more ready
by ZachwasMistaken March 27, 2024
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Nipawin Driver

Someone that is completely unaware of anything going on around their vehicle.

Someone that does not have a clue what "RIght Of Way" means at a 4-way or 5-way stop intersection

Someone that drives in the middle of two driving lanes on the main two streets of the downtown to core.

Someone that knowingly drive 20km/h to 40km/h over the speed limit and sees there is no problem doing so.

Somone that does know what a Left turn lane, Right turn, and a straight lane are for.

Some one that does not know that when leaving Nipawin from the North access that the left lane merges into the right lane.

Someone that taps the brake pedal when approaching a stop sign then gets mad after the traffic stop for receiving a failure to stop fine.

Someone that cuts across a solid yellow line and two lanes of traffic just to get a parking spot on the other side of the street.

Someone that puts their vehicle in reverse and then without looking back puts their foot on the throttle.

Someone that gets mad because they got flipped off for doing something stupid nearly causing an accident, but yet have no recollection of what they did.

Someone that does use turn indicator when there are other motorists in the same vicinity.

Being completely Oblivious to anything going on

Basically complete negligence for traffic laws.

It is just awful driving in Nipawin. It is just as stressful driving in Nipawin (2022 Population 4,429) as it is driving in Saskatoon (2022 Population 347,536).
A person pulling up to in intersection in the left turn lane with the straight and right turn lane occupied but they still go straight from the left turn lane with the left turn indicator flashing and everyone at the intersection is just starring at them thinking "What a Nipawin Driver."
by Big Bull April 11, 2024
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Stanfordam Drive

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by Deadliestdave11 May 2, 2024
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tim deprived

You have a boyfriend named Tim and you haven't seen in so long and it's making you depressed and your deprived of me
by Hailey Christiannnn May 13, 2024
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Tesla driver

Rich pricks who can’t get through a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they own a Tesla. They are also willing to spend 5k to wrap their car the color that most cars come in.
Hi what’s your name.

I drive an ev

You must be a Tesla driver
by MichaelHicks May 20, 2024
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