To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
Get the Taking a Davidmug. David is a great guy, he is sportiv and alway a chill guy you want to be around. But be careful cause he might trip because auf his enormous nose!
by Nixhtausfreiburg November 23, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David Ketter, a man born into a world of chaos & left to fend for himself. Travels through life as a lost soul, searching for his soulmate who he will love with endless amount of devotion & loyalty. No other man compares to him. Sex with him will have you feeling mesmerized with unbelievably pleasure. Every place that he goes the people look to him as their king. In the time of Armageddon, when the world if at it's end, he is the man with the power & knowledge to regain order and peace. David Ketter is the GOD'S LEGACY!
by ~Death2Bull$hit~ October 24, 2020
Get the David Kettermug. Sweetest guy you'll ever meet, he is so gentle to every woman. He respects woman. He loves and take care of his family. He'll be your number one best friend in a circle. He's working hard on his dreams.
"David is that gentleman icon"
"Wish I could be in David's side forever"
"I'm so grateful that David's ever loved me"
"Wish I could be in David's side forever"
"I'm so grateful that David's ever loved me"
by hecalledmeboo November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by James_is_coo_beans October 16, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.
by yaboiarg November 29, 2020
Get the pull a davidmug.