David

The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them

Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David

by Pine3061 October 4, 2021

David Finance

The perfect lawyer

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU

by Davifinase June 17, 2024

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David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>

David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>`~`Contra`~`Benjamin Feldman <Hellstrom Jose Robles> Versus David Fumero <Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

David

David is let’s just say he is special I mean he thinks with his dick not his head and don’t get me started on his dick when he gets a girl if that’s possible they always think he is transgender because his dick is so small.I will say David is good at golf only because he is good at hitting balls. He is a very gay guy and he just wants to get fucked by men. But he is also and okay guy

David is used in a sentence is when your talking about a dumbass

by Mr truth teller 69 May 20, 2022

david spillman

the word “david spillman” is used when you are walking through the hallway at school and see somebody who looks extremely homosexual, and you don’t know what gender they are.

wow, that person looks like a david spillman. You don’t ever want to be caught with someone like that.

by bentley01morris December 26, 2022

Davide

Can’t fry an eggplant.

“This lunch was delicious but sadly they pulled a Davide”

by K11gang November 22, 2021

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023