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Mr. Cheese

Mr. Cheese. Name of gold and a voice like an angel. He is part of the group of people referred to as the "Sloppy Jaloppy Big Man on Toppy". We have lost contact with this individual, but his legacy lives on in our hearts, our minds, and in our whomping cocks. Mr.Cheese, you were my first love, first friend, and first heartbreak. It was sad to see you go that one faithful day when you disappeared into the blue. Good Bye and I hope to meet again, someday...
Sned: Ayo, Whos down for some butt sex
Mr. Cheese: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO ASK NIGGA, MY SHIT BE FREE PARKING!!
by Mario "Sned" Judah January 25, 2021
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Zito's cheese

(n.) 1. Something that is so unwanted to the extent of creating hostilities, esp. in the foodservice industry.

2. A cheese-like substance placed on extremely low quality Italian sandwiches to dupe customers into paying premium prices, sometimes mistaken for gristle.
This sandwich tastes like shit! What's in it, Zito's cheese?!?

That jerk's about as liked as Zito's cheese.
by customer January 27, 2005
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Cheese Touch

verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone
*see someone you realy dont like* *hit them* CHEESE TOUCH!!
by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010
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cheese wheel

girl: hmm, im hungry.

guy: u should eat a cheese wheel!
by kolfan June 20, 2009
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Dick cheese

Usually a certain person that sits next to you in class and is super annoying and smells bad
Dude Devon is such a fucking dick cheese
by Tytydozdadefinitions July 10, 2017
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cheese stick

a solidified cumball. enjoy your next one
Jim: This cheese stick tastes like cum.

Bob: That's because it is! Now please tell me how you know what cum tastes like.
by yoyoPICKLEyoyo May 16, 2009
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cheese cake

when someone jizzes in someones sandals then hides them in the freezer. Then later slides out the frozen jizz, thus making the cheese cake.
This cheese cake looks a bit white
by david bighairy June 14, 2011
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