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Cookie Monster

An absolute Icon, my spirit animal, amazing, bow down to him
Person 1: I want to be cookie monster

Person 2: YES
by jElly bEan is cool March 26, 2022
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Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
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give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.
oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go
by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024
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Cookies

A source of energy for some carbon-based life-form. It usually contains flour, sugar and some type of oil or fat. Sometimes, the carbon-based life-form so-called "grandmother" uses a method of cooking food that uses prolonged dry heat to produce cookies for their child's son and daughter.
Hey fellow mortal, do you want this energy source that contains flour and sugar that they call "cookies" that can cause "happiness" and "joy"?
by SpaceDustHunter October 24, 2017
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Cookie Facey

A god worshiped by 6th grader girls in STEM class. Cookie Facey is often prayed to before eating babies.
"Lets go pray to Cookie Facey!" Shouted Avery
by Thedefinerofmadeupwords March 11, 2019
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cookie swap

When two male friends need to appreciate eachothers manliness. They also use this time to enjoy one another’s “cookies”. This typically occurs at the local pub and sometimes makes its way back to the car. There are sometimes Hershey kisses involved.
“Wow, that cookie swap last night really tired me out!”
by Mandingleberryfun December 29, 2022
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Cookies

To rip the ball-handler in a Basketball game.
Klay: you can't steal the ball from me!
*Zay steals the ball.
Zay: Cookies! Gimme that sh*t.
by PostmanClamps July 14, 2019
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