Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

hurtin block in

cool kid that posts montages on youtube. Known for blocking into beds in ranked bedwars (at supersane speed). Cracked at block game

He just did a hurtin block in.

by unsatisfy March 17, 2021

National block Cori day

Everyone will block Cori on November 5th

Person 1: hey are you friends with Cori?
Person 2: hell naw its National block Cori day😐😐🖐

by dummy 🤫 November 5, 2020

8 block

On hood this one of them sections you don’t go thru. They got a lot of thugs over there. I think it’s this one dude, he actually go by 8 block he crazy Fashoo dude a reaper.

Watch out don’t slide don’t 8 block we might not make it home.

by Parttinef4ther November 22, 2021

Cock block

Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.

Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??

by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

Lego blocks

cheaper landmines

my brother keeps coming into my room without warning so I layed tons of Lego blocks that looked like the floor all over my bedroom floor so next time he comes in he will regret it

by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

Cock Block Supreme

This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.

Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020