David

David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.

Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022

David

A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.

I can even begin to comprehend how you are being such a David!

by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023

Ariana David

Basic broke ass wannabe chick that’s dumb as a rock.

Damn don’t be like Ariana David.

by Kklumsy February 16, 2018

David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...

Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen

by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023

David

A person who brings a macetă to school

Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.

by tatal tau November 22, 2021

david samson

A white man trapped inside a black mans body

Look at that david samson trying to swim

by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016

David’s tv

David’s tv is a YouTube channel that is annoying as fuck they are clickbaiters that I guess entertain little children that don’t know shit also there mom is a fucking Karen

Hey, David’s tv is a shitty YouTube channel

by Toxic._.Zack January 12, 2021