Chris stone

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA

Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him

by Chris stone October 10, 2021

M-Chris

He has the best dick of all time. Girls love to sleep with him and suck his dick.

M-Chris has a big dick

by Bad girl riri November 21, 2021

Chris

Tiny, as in tick size

That dick is kinda Chris.

by chrisluvr June 11, 2022

chris

a photography nerd who gets tortured by his friend jordan, always putting up with hearing about his obsession of Vibrating game controllers up his ass

hey, did you hear about the new guy chris?
yeah! he has the weird friend with that obsession over game controllers and anal

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Chris Brown

To beat a woman.

Alley was drunk and depressed, so he decided to Chris Brown his mother without her even noticing him.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Chris

Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.

"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"

"Yeah, why?"

"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."

"Well he's still a good friend..."

"Yeah, you're right."

by rinxshiemi October 22, 2018

Chris Cornell

Chris Cornell is the sexiest man alive. Except he died May 18 (17th because he was found early hours on the morning of May 18th, and I mean early hours, implying that he actually died late at night on May 17th. Which makes since if you use this thing called logic. But anyways, the only reason it says may 18th when you look it up is because that's what the date was when he was found. Which is the date that was put on his death certificate. But none of that matters to me anyways because I don't believe he is actually dead so.) 2017. So now he is the sexiest man dead. Which is a weird sentence, but its true!

Chris Cornell is my favorite artist ever and I would do anything in this world to bring him back and meet him.

by yall.already.know.who.i.am.uh. March 2, 2023