Moodeng in the Pooteng

When someone innocent or unprepared finds themselves deep in a situation they clearly aren’t ready for — and yet, they’re going for it anyway, with wide-eyed optimism or clueless courage.

“Bro said he could handle three girls at once… that man is Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

“I walked into the CEO's office to give my resignation, shaking like Moodeng in the Pooteng.”

by Duel02 July 28, 2025

Propeller tah-poozie

An act of rotating yourself clockwise or counterclockwise, doesn't matter, while shitting and jizzing at the same time. The regular tah-poozie is an act of simultaneous defecation and ejaculation, while the propeller one is.. i just explained it.

Jarx just ate at Arby's and decided to perform a propeller tah-poozie while squatting on a roomba

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Loss of pooz

Loss of pooz is used when some one has lost all of their popularity

david balls: Dude you had a big loss of pooz

by Ilostmypooz August 3, 2025

NPM / NO POOP MATTER

NPM, NO POOP MATTER is a parody "com" group of NLM,NO LIVES MATTER that vandilizies property and terrorizes people with poop

Created by Kore (poopsec)

You got poopxtorted by NPM / NO POOP MATTER??

by eqwplvcwqlqw September 30, 2025

sig in the poop chain

combo of sig fig from chemistry, poop, and alice in chains

what up who down to sig in the poop chain today

by bobdobalina32 October 7, 2025

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025

ooey gooey pooeies

humorous phrase made up by me

i need some ooey gooey pooeies cookies

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025