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Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
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Grow your business

Dicktard business phrase that means "Why aren't you making me more money?" Commonly used by franchise business owners to guilt their unpaid commission based employees into working harder.
I see that third quarter profits are down and that you haven't been coming to our Sunday afternoon meetings. Don't you want to grow your business ?
by @peSh!t crayzee December 18, 2014
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Your mom's perfume

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.
by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021
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your dodgy uncle

He is the type of sexual predator that strokes your micro pp at family gatherings. His name is usually Steve or Bob and he wears chinos. You can tell by the outline under his lower abdomen that he is lacking. He usually has a 0.5-3 inch cock that is chubby and veiny. He is most likely your dad's brother and he has a neck beard. Don't type c in his search bar if you do get a hold of his computer because there are links and links of child pornography. He is unmarried and does not have kids because he cannot impregnate a 6 year old boy. His cum is usually yellow and taste like rotten pumpkins. You usually do not have the courage to own up and tell your parents he has been sexually harrasing you and slippig is pp in your tight pink bootyhole. When the family is gathered at the table for aunt Maries 90th birthday party your dodgy uncle will make sure he is beside you. He will finger your backside rub on that sweet thicc ass. Then he will purposely drop the fork just to take a pictire of your genitals
its been a while since I have your dodgy uncle since he has been imprisoned for walking into a hotel changing room and touching a young boys foreskin.
by AmongUsHamburgerSussyBalls November 27, 2021
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Your mum gay

A phrase that will win you any roast battle. Unless the opponent says,”no u”
Timmy: “Hey loser want commit roast battle?

Jimmy:”Yes let’s go.”

Jimmy:”Well I might as well just end it here.Your mum gay”

Timmy:commits dead
by Vscos garbage October 9, 2019
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Are your lenses clear?

This question is a great way to start a conversation! Anyone that you ask this question to is bound to respond
Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: What?

Person A: Are your lenses clear?
Person B: I don’t have any lenses

Person A: You must do
Person B: What kind of lenses?
Person A: What do you mean what kind of lenses?
by British Bops May 4, 2019
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pounding your cane

Grandpa, this morning before breakfast I walked into the bathroom and I saw you "pounding your cane".
by Brine-Doppler December 1, 2009
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