asoomie poo

a small fluffy animal that stinks the place up once it spreads its legs.

that new cream makes your skin so soft judy, feels just like asoomie poo.

Ewwww! what is that smell is there an asoomie poo in here?!

by likescrack April 13, 2011

poo-canned

To be unceremoniously let go from a job for fucking up.

Joe: Did you hear that Mikey got poo-canned for smoking a J in the bathroom at work?

Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!

by gatosgirl July 8, 2010

Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010

POO WIFF

POO WIFF is the result of anal sex in hot temperatures. as the penis leaves the anal passage after ejaculation the most HORRIFIC smell will occur POO WIFF.it occurs in oth the male and the female. NOTE air.con WILL NOT over power the POO WIFF

when on holiday in hot climates and you fancy sum BUM FUN the POO WIFF will occur . this will lead to an embarrasing SILENCE for the rest of the holiday

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Devy Poo

A young man with yellow-ish skin and freckles. AKA The Young Prince.

No one can compare to Devy Poo

by pumpkin noodle June 10, 2011

Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.

type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.

by Ejectra Johns October 22, 2010

ookie-poo

belly button, navel, hole in the center of the belly.

all employees must wash their hands after using the restroom, or touching thier ookie-poo (innie or outie).

by Polly C June 12, 2005