The insects produced after you have gone at your girlfriend with salami, pepperoni, etc. and she has failed to clean house correctly.
A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.
A term of endearment used to describe my best friends.
There was this chick I knew in school, nicknamed brown trout, guess why - when she forgot to clean out, she got cunt maggots!
Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.
Matthew is always such a superdouche, but on occasion, he's able to reach the level of cunt maggotry.
by Brown Kau March 5, 2009
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Get the cunt tickler mug.The term given to the large butt like lump near the vagina when overweight (usually Greek) women attempt to hide their stomach buy sticking it into their pants. this gives them the appearance of having two butts, or a 'butt cunt'.
Can also be used as a derogatory term for anything (or anyone) you are even the slightest bit annoyed at.
Can also be used as a derogatory term for anything (or anyone) you are even the slightest bit annoyed at.
example 1 - "hey have you noticed dianne lately?"
- "yeah dude, she's developed a monster 'butt cunt'"
- "she just doesnt care anymore"
example 2 - "hey leigh, did you remember to get the doritos?"
- "sorry i left them at home"
- "your a butt cunt leigh"
- "yeah dude, she's developed a monster 'butt cunt'"
- "she just doesnt care anymore"
example 2 - "hey leigh, did you remember to get the doritos?"
- "sorry i left them at home"
- "your a butt cunt leigh"
by skAdZ December 5, 2010
Get the Butt Cunt mug.At the train station after school ended,the private school yuppie-spawn and his bum-buddies walked up to fellow-student Peter, who wasn't as privileged as they were.
Yuppie-Spawn: "So what does your dad do for a living?".
Peter: "He is a truck-driver".
Yuppie-Spawn: "Oh? So when is he getting his five-cent
pay rise?".
Yuppie-Spawn's friends smirk and then they walk away.
Yuppie-Spawn disrespected Peter's dad to maintain his cunt factor in front of his poo-pals. So he can look like the apprentice wanker he is, and because his wanker Daddy teaches him to be "competitive" by tearing other people down,instead of achieving anything via his own merit.
Yuppie-Spawn: "So what does your dad do for a living?".
Peter: "He is a truck-driver".
Yuppie-Spawn: "Oh? So when is he getting his five-cent
pay rise?".
Yuppie-Spawn's friends smirk and then they walk away.
Yuppie-Spawn disrespected Peter's dad to maintain his cunt factor in front of his poo-pals. So he can look like the apprentice wanker he is, and because his wanker Daddy teaches him to be "competitive" by tearing other people down,instead of achieving anything via his own merit.
by workingclassredneck January 5, 2008
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Noun
An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).
Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'
Noun
An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).
Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'
John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.
After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.
After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.
by the dave machine July 12, 2009
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Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.
Likely to be a sex pest.
Has no social skills, is unhelpful and usually has a horribly messy work area.
Likely to be a sex pest.
Office Worker 1: How come no one ever invites Tom to the pub?
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.
Office Worker 2: Because he's the Office Cunt.
by Pooner McGavin May 14, 2010
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