when someone calls your name

a state of elegant euphoria

When he said “when someone calls your name” the audience was in a state of elegant euphoria

by kucha April 28, 2020

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

Ny Daily News Employees Have Secede Retention Called Angel Hellstorm Jose Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

call Saul

seeking help from someone who's done bad things

A: I'll never get our of this alive...
B: Then you better call Saul, cause no one else is gonna want to help now

by Sergej Heim July 25, 2024

rate calls

a rate call is when you call someone and give them either your name(s) or your friend(s) name(s) and they have to rate the persons looks, body and personality.

Regina:"I'm bored. Ooh let's do rate calls!"
Lizzy: "Yes! Let's call Justin."
Regina: "Rate call! You have Lizzy and Regina!"
Justin: "Lizzy, 9 for looks, 7 for body 10 for personality. And for Regina, tens across the board!

by EpisodeLove June 5, 2017

Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

by T D1ddy March 15, 2011