Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.

I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News

by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004

king of new york

The Notorious B.I.G (Biggie Smalls) the rapper in his time ran New York and was referred to as "The King of New York"

Hey yo man have you heard biggie's "Ready to Die" album?
Yeah man Biggie be the King of New York

by The Black Frank White II April 23, 2014

New Years Herpes

An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.

Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@

by Flip Static December 31, 2009

New City, NY

A place in Rockland County where the kids think they are cool and really are just brats who don't know what cool is. The larger percentage think they're black; the others just wish they were and spend momma and daddys bling (not their own...why should they) on urban ghetto clothes. Actually, some of them think they're scene, but really they aren't and they also speak ghetto and use the word ite as if they lost their teeth.

I go to the mall in my baseball hat, which is on either backwards or sideways, with my matching basketball jersey and my pants all the way down past my ass. Hey...my folks bought this outfit, i wouldn't spend any of my money bling on it. No, I don't work either. I am from New City, NY and we all look down at the rest of you. Though outside of new city they have no friends pooblie.

by karpy April 14, 2006

hung with a new rope

Used to poke fun at a complainer or to ironically acknowledge a complaint.

"Hell, you'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope!"

by Marc Linn September 7, 2005

good news grizzlies

a better-than-expected outcome. a fortunate situation. the opposite of bad news bears.

"i found ten dollars on the sidewalk, it was such good news grizzlies."

by cw1073 December 10, 2008

New York Mane

When a man has pubic hairs that are longer than the actual penis. New York is used because it is filled with tall buildings, yet has a short, flat Central Park in the middle.

Did you notice that old asian guy with then New York Mane? I feel sorry for his wife.

by lahuard January 27, 2005