Husband: Where are all my lost socks?
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020
Get the sock krakenmug. The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.
Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight
by KSlamma November 19, 2020
Get the Gunk Sockmug. (verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise
guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!
by james_m October 29, 2014
Get the Sock Surprise!mug. "Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022
Get the slinky sockmug. by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
Get the Its like putting socks on an octopusmug. (noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
Get the two o'clock sockmug. -an exclamation expressing anger, displeasing, or reject of a thing and/or person.
-can also refer to leaving a facility or environment with someone to make love
-can also refer to leaving a facility or environment with someone to make love
Example1
person1: why are you such an ass
person2: Im sorry, you want my socks?
example2
person1: want my socks?
person2: yea lets bounce honey
person1: why are you such an ass
person2: Im sorry, you want my socks?
example2
person1: want my socks?
person2: yea lets bounce honey
by Frozen socks 555 August 18, 2021
Get the Want my socks?mug.