Poo of 1000 wipes

When you have finished said poo, but the ensuing wipe is endless. No matter how many wipes you wipe, the poo shall remain.
*exiting bathroom* "Sorry I took so long I had a poo of 1000 wipes."
by Maddroxstuff December 06, 2019
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Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.
"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."
by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021
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Jackie Poo

An incredibly fine gentleman. He is so hot and all the ladies and men want him. He is hotter than the sun and makes everyone want to cum. He will most likely have tons of friends and hoes in LOVE with him. And he sometimes could have an obsession with dogs named Jack.
Man: Jackie Poo loves my dog Jack
Jackie Poo: dang right I do!
by meowzeroo March 26, 2022
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Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.
"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."
by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022
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poo gooch

Poo- gooch (verb) handstand position in the shower, whilst legs are being spread by 2 willing participants, and a 3rd party pours shampoo in your gooch (frequently used by hockey boys)
“We went in the shower and he poo gooched me” he said grinning ear to ear.
by Dianna poon glampers February 05, 2024
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Poo grunt

Poo grunt is another word for a fart. As though a piece of crap is a beast in your bowels that grunts (farts) like a pig
"What stinks?", " that dirty bastard did a poo grunt"
by Ean. Nk. Holahan July 31, 2016
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Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.
Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.
by Smumbo July 04, 2021
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