David

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend

Jaden:david is so fucking gay and annoying

Lennox:totally but he can be nice

by Nubblys2 August 12, 2020

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Is a literal fucking faggot

That dude is such a David.

by Cumondavid December 06, 2021

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Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

by sillygooseegg December 09, 2023

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David is taller than any mortal within a 20 mile radius at any given moment. He is also thick as all hell and he can make the females squirt up to two feet. Unfortunately he is a major simp and will always choose to simp over being with the boys.

Hey look, it’s David, he is such a Chad.

by Ziggler 7 November 28, 2020

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David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021

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