Tom is a guy who has the biggest ego in the entire world, it’s the bigger than u can imagine. He gets zero bitches and his hair looks like a mop. He cant play soccer to save his life and he pretend his younger sister is his girlfriend. He cheated on his ex. She was so pretty and did not deserve that.
by secret account September 14, 2022
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Get the gooey tom mug.Noun: named after New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, the same quarterback who let a football slip through his fingers in Super Bowl 52.
Other meanings: stop being a priss.
Other meanings: stop being a priss.
Person A: I'm scared to dissect that dead frog in Biology class.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.
Me: Oh, stop being a Tom Brady, it's dead! It's not like the frog's gonna come back to life a s a zombie or anything.
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Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."
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