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Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024
mugGet the Block Anxietymug.

ill block every guy for u

"ill block every guy for u, i only want you"
- i love her
by hesmineonly March 27, 2023
mugGet the ill block every guy for umug.

two-block

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.
by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018
mugGet the two-blockmug.

Block bros

i played my ba- block bros
by random(guy) guy December 4, 2022
mugGet the Block brosmug.

bouncer blocked

Pronounced: BOWNSER BLOK-ED

When a bouncer doesnt let you into the club therefore stopping any progress you made with the girls you met in the queue.
DUDE THAT GUY TOTALLY BOUNCER BLOCKED ME. SOMETHING ABOUT SCANNING MY ID. ASSHOLE..
by Myfeed22 February 6, 2014
mugGet the bouncer blockedmug.

Cubby block

A block made out of latex and plastic, used to transport kids around schools. It waddles using a self-controlled air bellow.
Mrs. Nora: Now, how about I waddle you around the whole school to get to your classroom.
Jimmy: But how?
Mrs. Nora: I'll get a cubby block for you to get waddled around the hallway to your kindergarten.
by Vorphy_101 April 26, 2024
mugGet the Cubby blockmug.

National Bite a Block of Cheese Day

December 4th is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day. Celebrate by buying a block of Extra Sharp Cheddar or Jack and chomp away.
"Skwindles just took a bite out of a cheese block."
"Wtf why?"
"It's National Bite a Block of Cheese Day, it's a requirement."
by e6st December 4, 2020
mugGet the National Bite a Block of Cheese Daymug.

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