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Daniel

some jokeman kid who has no sense in fashion whatsoever and likes to get his clothes for the sports direct sale rack. He wears a sondico hat and a lonsdale tracksuit. Also he is very fond of reeboks and is overall a massive schmuck. He lives in a council house and survives off of benefits getting 30p a day but sometimes gets double because he was born with 11 chromosomes. He is an absolute chav and stinks like fermented piss
chad:"look at that neek over there in his sondico tracky"
johnathan:"oh yeah thats daniel, hes such a wasteman- actual wallad"
daniel:"wallahi suck your muda"
by iliveonbenefits_pissoffyoutwat February 4, 2020
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Oh look at Daniel, that big nigga!
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Daniel Finkelstein

The Thanos killer, the best man in the world, have a dick size of 999999km.
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Daniel Finkelstein is the best man in the world
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Daniel is a potato
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You daniel?
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Daniel

Daniel may seem like a nice dude who's bilingual and cares about diets but actually he's a deranged cultist Kool-Aid poisoning child killer. Daniel is also a twink. If you meet a Daniel, he probably plays some sort of instrument, probably a fiddle or violin and wears all white to please his cult.
"Look at that fucking weirdo, his name is probably Daniel"
"Does Daniel ever fucking blink"
"Yo Daniel, the fuck is up with the cult leader get-up?"
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DANIEL"
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The simpiest simp of them all. You will never meet a simp great than a Daniel. Usually dates a girl named Olivia, and she only sticks around because of how hard he simps to her
by DailyDoseofDipwads April 2, 2020
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