Sassy Cat

A cat that is very sassy

A cool person that is being sassy

Mikey: Whats up with Gerard?

Franky: Hes being a Sassy cat XD

by 109inthesky April 29, 2011

cat locked

You wake up and realize you can't move without disturbing sleeping cats

cat-lady: Dang, I woke up 10 times last night, and I was cat locked, so I could not go back to sleep.
friend: If you don't get those cats off the bed, you will never get laid again.

by manlysmom September 6, 2011

cat slick

A cat slick occurrs when three or more cats spread themselves across a flat surface (usually a bed) and take up more space than seems possible based on their mass.

I woke up this morning and there was a cat slick on my bed.

by wyldflamingo May 25, 2007

Pussy cat

When a cat eats it’s own foot then hops on an owls back and rides to the moon

Random person:
Oh look the is a pussy cat

by Yipooo June 1, 2020

Cat Pants

A mild mannered sexy preschool teacher by day, and a super sexy super hero. . .any time you want. She usually answers to her spanish name El Gato Pantalones. She is the most beautiful girl known to planet earth, she hails from the plant amayzula. Her only weekness is Brandini. Many villans have tried to tempt her, but not have succeeded in their conquest except for scare crow who holds the mythical substance know as Brandini. No one has lived to tell about this miraculous substance. However, scare crow has used Brandini to capture and tame El Gato Pantalones. They now fight crime together, making the best duo the world has ever seen

Hey look up there, its a bird, its a train.
No, it's Cat Pants

by riccroccman1 February 28, 2009

Meier cat

A Meier cat is a jewy haired creature that eats it's own vomit and feces. He's a curious little f*c%3r and if he climbs in through a window or somehow gets in to your house he will urinate on your walls and all over your grandmother's china, and occasionally a freshly washed towel. He has an annoying mating call, a high pitched "MEEEEEEE."

It's thought that the Meier cat is originally from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania and made it's way throughout the U.S.

Hey, LOOK AT THE MEIER CAT!!!

by MeierCatKiller March 22, 2010

Clitty Cat

A woman's vagina that has been completely shaved for the exception of a one to two inch patch of pubic fur starting from the upper hood of the girls clitoris. This small patch of pubic hair can be directed strait towards the navel or styled into a curve/s to resemble a cats tail. Also known as "Flame Clit" on a red head.

I was going to shave all my pubic hair off, but I decided to shave my self a Clitty Cat. I love how it lets my skin feels so smooth down there, yet gives me a little fur to play with too. Plus, I look awesome in white panties.

by Natcha July 31, 2013