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crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 15, 2017
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Apple

an unintelligent thing that when used on girls (throw an apple at them) will come running as fast as usain bolt on steroids
oh look a group of teenage girls one of them looks hot throw an apple at them
by y05k February 19, 2019
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apple tosser

One who masturbates to/with apples
Jimmy is totes an apple tosser! I saw him looking at apple porn in class today!
by Glarknok April 28, 2014
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Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .
Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"
by CAbbyG November 12, 2019
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How about that apple

A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?

“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025
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Apple Fister

The act of holding an apple in your hand while fisting a partner's vagina or ass. Done to increase the mass of the fist.
She insists on an Apple Fister before she cooks.
by Hans Teufelhund March 15, 2024
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Apple

A fruit which has different sizes and colours. Generally healthy.
by Fuckingsexygay69 September 13, 2018
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