Jack Bone

the act of stroking your member at a medium pace while self reflecting on ones failures and shortcomings.

what technique do you use bro?

I tend to Jack Bone...

You need to talk bro?

by blue lobster August 16, 2022

As Bones

as bones is jus smth to compare

ts good as bones
im cold as bones

sick as bones

by kayodercaro June 18, 2023

sky bone

Ooooh - a holy fuck; to fuck while flying; to accidently observe your opponent's dominoes, mother fucker.

I wonder what it'd be like to sky bone a priest.

by Gemilie August 18, 2006

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons December 25, 2017

Loaner bone

A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.

Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Aching to get Boned

A term used to describe a horny individual (usually female)

Janet has been texting me non-stop, she's aching to get boned

by Steve Horbachuk1 May 20, 2015

neat bones

very cool, either literally
or sarcastically.
(a cross between "cool beans" and "neato".
the result of thinking faster than you can talk while describing something cool, or while mocking something.)

1. you: OMG! i love you!
me: NEAT BONES!

2. you: i ust got the new harry potter book!
me: *looks at you for a while* neat bones *smile*

by misskenzie May 15, 2008