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michael heavens

Amazing and awesome and every boy loves him so much girls love him as well and is awesome he has a 12inch dick and a bigger heart love him cus he’s really tall
That boy is such a michael heavens
by The spontaneous chick February 5, 2018
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Michael Jackson’d

To be sucked off so hard by an Asian guy that you become white from the waist down.
by Jeffacake23 June 12, 2025
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Michael crawshaw

A large individual who takes interest in the youth
by 5 minute early pass January 23, 2024
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michael mckenzie

A man who is very mean and nice at the same time. He usualy loses hif girlfreind in less than a year to someone younger than him
Michael mckenzie lost his girlfreibd in 5 months
by _._Unknown_._ March 29, 2017
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michael christman

1.) Feeler
2.) Synonym of headass
3.) A gold ranked player that mains Junkrat and Roadhog in Overwatch and sometimes chooses to play Torbjorn when he feels like being a real scumbag.

4.) Member of LTA's 2018 senior class who is a Packers fan that hates the Patriots and Seahawks and roasts anybody who likes either of these teams. He also doesn't like League of Legends.
Jeremy: That michael christman is such a gay feeler. Am I right, Chris?
Chris: Yeah, he should just go back to making out with his fictional waifu, Tracer.
by TheGayFeeler1999 May 6, 2018
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The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.
“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”
by beansella57 August 11, 2024
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Michael

the coolest and awesomest person in the world
“hey do you know Michael?”

oh yeah! He’s the coolest person ever, right?”
by grimeslice July 6, 2021
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