Pound Cake Napoleon

The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.

She's been looking for a midget willing to pound cake Napoleon her.

by m0nkie February 20, 2005

Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

a lethal food object found in a mod in a game called "minecraft".

detective: i am sorry tto say this, but your firend is dead.

guy: oh no! how did he die?!

detective: he died while eating a Salmuttotabreabittlecochicarrochopotatie Pie Cake

guy:...heh?

by edalbonhcet ot ebircsbus May 1, 2021

Anal Crumb cake

When crumbs of poo escape the anal hole kinda like dingle berries but more tough

dude i need to go wipe i can feel the anal crumb cake in my butt cheeks

by Pattzo February 8, 2010

Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."

Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.

by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017

Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

by Nyxy January 2, 2020

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

Rough Cake Baking

An art of seduction involving baking a cake. Usually neither participants are wearing shirts to increase kinkiness.

I injured my arm the other day doing some rough cake baking.

by MaximusDecimusMeridius May 17, 2012