Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

Perma-Sock

The term Perma-sock is derived from the term Red Sock but used in a metaphorical sense. It is used to describe someone that permanently has their hole hanging out through overdoing it both physically and mentally. Like the permafrost of Siberia, the Perm-Sock can be long lasting.

Hey mate, how are you going with that Perma-Sock?

You have to take it easy mate, you don't want that Red Sock to turning a Perma-Sock.

Nar mate I can't come because I'm Red Socking it hard and I'm afraid it will turn into a Perma-Sock.

by Your Average Aussie July 16, 2022

Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022

Cute socks

When a person has so many hoes they start having sex with socks for fun and that’s what the call cute socks people who normally do this there names normally start with J

Last night I heard blank having cute socks

by BigPimpMaster July 28, 2022

makie bum sock

when you put bum socks on your feet

you gwon get ya shoes & makie bum sock?

by Teresa7! July 28, 2022

Sock Puncher

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

by LastRealist August 4, 2022