mexican car ride

When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.

Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...

by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024

bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

by michael foolsley December 09, 2023

You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 20, 2023

Boogie Ride

See "walk."

It wasn't far to the lesbian picnic, so we took a boogie ride.

by Qwakker June 12, 2020

Riding the sandwich

When a buzzed turtle who's drinking tequila is sandwiched in between to gorgeous women flashing their boobs and doesn't want it to stop.

I saw that hottie #1 flashed and then hottie #2 flashed, I loved it so I just was riding the sandwich as long as I could!

by Flyguy01843 October 14, 2023

Riding the sandwich

What a turtle that has too much tequila does when trapped between two gorgeous women who are flashing in the hut.

I saw that Miss Jayme tagged and CaliSnacks was typing so I just was riding the sandwich.

by Flyguy01843 October 14, 2023

Riding on toes

Getting someone to do many things for you because you can't do it for yourself!

"Im riding on toes so i can pass to go to college."

by Nino the rapper April 10, 2020