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shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.
You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.
by The Languager October 28, 2023
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Shot

by Daddy’s mistake January 25, 2022
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The Final Warning Shot

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
by Rory Grue January 3, 2023
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pedo shot

a shot you receive preventing you from pedophile syndrome; what sydney takes every three months so she doesnt have pedophile symptoms
syd was stabbed with a pedo shot after she was found on the street corner acting as a pedophile

to be in the 2for5 business, you must receive your pedo shot & be disease free. all workers with diseases must give their customers a 10% discount. employees must wash hands before returning to work.

thank you pedo shot, i can fuck everyone in sight!
by 2for5dollaah January 29, 2012
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No shot

Guy 1:bro i i’m about to get with gracens ex but this other girl is kinda fine and she fwm
Guy :No shot bro you’re suffering in success
by YeeterPeeter.sc July 31, 2022
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tanker shot

jeremy tanker shoted in the midle of the class
by kalymnaki April 9, 2024
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Double shot

It's when you're beating the meat to a guy that has two dicks. The Double Shot basicaly refers to a guy that's cumming from he's two dicks at the same time.
Bro, last night i fucked a girl and it was so good that i gave her a double shot.
by The Boy out side March 7, 2019
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