Gudrun's Law

The answer to any news article title with a question mark is no

A: So, I just saw this article titled"Does lemon juice cure cancer ?"

B: No, Gudrun's law

by Gbit July 13, 2018

Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.

"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."

by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025

amauriona’s Law

"The 'Amaurionas Law' makes it illegal to be big back, messy, and unattractive."

You look a mess today your disobeying amauriona’s Law.

by #kobehatepage May 20, 2024

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

grandnephew-in-law

1- Grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's grandnephew.

grandnephew-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

steppibling-in-law

1- Steppibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's steppibling.

steppibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnephew's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021