crusader kings 2

A black hole of time, do not venture close if you value productivity. Watch as the most virtuous person succumbs to murdering children for land and money. 10/10 will play for hours on end

"I should play Crusader Kings 2 and learn more about medieval times" *two hours later* "GOD, why wont this 12 year old marry my 56 year old king!? I only murdered her father and sold her mother into slavery!"

by kod15 January 26, 2014

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

Burger King Man

The Burger King Man watches you while you sleep, never taking his eyes off of you. Waiting for the moment to strike.
His natural habitat is the airplanes.

Person 1: Hey man, idk what's going on, but I feel like someone's watching us.

Person 2: It's probably the Burger King man!

Burger King Man: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by The Burger King man Whisperer April 27, 2021

sold out king

Jungkook of bts is known as sold out king for literally solding out everything . His brand power is insane and he has Midas/Golden touch

Jungkook , sold out two months stocks of Downy by accidentally mentioning it. He also sold out wine,kombucha, Prada jacket ,Louis Vuitton , toothprash etc. Indeed one and only sold out king

by Koolover May 10, 2021

King George School

A random school in the middle of nowhere, Vermont. It claims to be a "college prep" school when in reality no one actually goes to class, and no one really cares. You're supposed to "grow emotionally" while you're there, too...basically send your kid away and watch their childhood fade away. Slip away into the darkness.

Brian: Yeah, I go to King George School

Arielle: That sucks

by Thee Children May 29, 2010

The King Edmund School

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY

Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*

by elkie says stan loona June 13, 2018

Burger King Guy

Black Rights Activist and Burger Man, MLKs Grandson and flies on planes a lot to spread his message.

Wow! Burger King Guy is my Idol!

by routerlmao April 18, 2021