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Jake

There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
Girl #1: Look, there's jake!
Girl #2: Which one?
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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Jake

A type of guy who is short and rude and does drugs, but is nice and cool to hang around with sometimes.
Man Jake is a cool person but is really rude when he wants to be.

"Did you see Jake smoking weed in the boys locker room"
by It's ur girl isabella September 21, 2020
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Jake

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.
timona: you see jake over there
Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot
timina: get chu someeeee ;)
by An.angel October 15, 2019
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jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes
by Psdkcgc August 4, 2017
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Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital
Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀
by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022
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Jake

Someone that saves 2-6 year olds from drowning in a lake.
*Drowns and only Jake can save me*
by Bunnie Playz July 31, 2021
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