Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.
by Vealson June 10, 2024
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hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.
The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.
by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022
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Fanny Hard-On

When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)
"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"
by Malcolm No.1 June 01, 2014
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Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018
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Shamrock hard

Im Shamrock hard laddie
by Buttockwarrior77 June 18, 2020
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Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face
"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"
by SapphireSkyz July 03, 2018
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