My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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"Why can't we have good things?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
"Why do we have Blackburn's law?" "Because fuck you, that's why."
by dremiliano February 18, 2019
Get the Blackburn's law mug.Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.
etc.
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.
etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Get the stepgrandmother-in-law mug.1. Academia/MSM finds something "problematic"
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
2. Soc jus activists identifies in a company the thing the MSM talked about
3. Soc jus activists begin harassing the company
4. MSM amplifies what the Soc jus activists are doing by writing many articles on the subject causing the company to believe a massive number of people are upset at them
5. Company gives in do the demands of soc jus activists and msm
6. Customer/fans voice their concerns and want the company to be back the way it was. Some might threaten to boycott
7. Useful idiots come in saying "a company can do what it wants". These idiots were nowhere to be found during step 1-4. These idiots forget that costumers can also do what they want and completely ignore the fact that the company should get feedback from its costumer base to understand if there is a problem and the reason for why their sales might be going down.
SJW : OMG it's a private company they can do what they want!
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
Normal person : Veeh's law moron now STFW !
by Anon-14/88 March 28, 2017
Get the Veeh's law mug.The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
Get the Murphy's Roller Coaster Law mug.Jas (pronounced Juss. Was the name of ancient Hindu God from the time before Mahabharata who's mission on earth was to stop the people from gambling. In order to get the people to stop betting, Jas started to provide false answers on the outcomes. When the people of the villages came to realize what was happening, they started to refer to his advice as the Law of Jas. Anytime he provided any advice or answer, the villagers would do the opposite and called it the Law of Jas. Over time, people in the state of UP would routinely quote the Law of Jas when the opposite happened.
I bet on Rajiv's cow to give more milk than Vijay's cow by the following Law of Jas as he had said Vijay's cow would win.
I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.
I think the Law of Jas will air its ugly head during this cricket game I bet on.
by Swami BlackDev Ji October 4, 2012
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