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read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet
What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
mugGet the read hardmug.

Stealing from me so that I have to work hard

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025
mugGet the Stealing from me so that I have to work hardmug.

hard on the street

A game played usually within a cities or town and most time at night (but can be at day.) As you walk from A to B try not to get aroused, but if you do you must be punished by having to find somewhere where near no people and masturbate.
My life is so sad, When walking back from the Pub at one in morning and decided to play hard on the street.
by urban hard April 30, 2016
mugGet the hard on the streetmug.

hard card

your driver's licsense
"dude, i got my hard card the day after my brithday!"
by shabangabang February 14, 2008
mugGet the hard cardmug.

hard light

Exotic gun in destiny 2, a game where the rng gods have decided to never give me... just knucklehead radar instead. Fuck you bungie.
by Aresyen October 10, 2017
mugGet the hard lightmug.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)
by docjustincredible June 1, 2015
mugGet the Post-page hard-on (PPH)mug.

Harry hard pecks

Harry hard pecks a man with rock solid hard pecks
Have you felt those pecks?

Yea his Harry hard pecks!!

Wow He must be ripped have you heard they call him Harry hard pecks.
by Rcc girls September 17, 2022
mugGet the Harry hard pecksmug.

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