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hard

When something is good or done well
That goal was hard
by Beastbunger January 11, 2019
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hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.
"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
by alias33 October 15, 2025
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Hard Attack

the metal station of Sirius Satellite Radio... GREAT station, plays every metal band from Judas Priest to Kreator to Death to The Human Abstract to Machine Head to etc... and there are great speciality shows like "Bloody Roots" with Ian Christe and the stoner metal show "Contact High" with Bobby Black from High Times
"Did you hear the new Machine Head song yet?"
"Yea, on Hard Attack yesterday, pretty good"
by Holden McNeil July 12, 2007
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hard thomas

omg i have a hard thomas
by deenshtcty November 22, 2015
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hard

when a boy gets excited when a girls shoulder is being exposed.
"Why is he getting hard over brittanys shoulder"
by dicksucker69420guccigang March 2, 2019
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Bitch-hard

Not necessarily "rock hard" but hard enough for the bitch.
It pertains to either something with difficulty or the male genitals/penis.
-"That test was bitch-hard!"
-"Dude my dick is bitch-hard, shit man."
by AsianAlmighty January 20, 2014
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