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David's hairline

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo
by ayowashere December 6, 2018
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dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students
Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"
by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019
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David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.
-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best
by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021
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David

David is a leader of the misfits. All those led by David are driven by his powers of persuasion. He is a raunchy and dominating leader with a flair for theatrical and media arts. On a typical Friday night, David can be found commentating at a viewing party, chowing down on a fine assortment of hor d'oeuvres, and ending his night with a well trimmed cigar. Davids seldom come out during the day, as this is their period of hibernation. When a David let’s someone into their life, that person becomes forever grateful. Each contribute to life of laughter and shared successes.
Was that David who turnt up at the Halloween party?
by a_typicaltina September 17, 2023
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David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.
Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David
by Wet-B May 5, 2023
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jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...
Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.
by definerlolz November 23, 2013
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David Cameron’d

When a group of people are working on a project which is working perfectly and someone fucks it up. “THEY’VE DAVID CAMERON’D IT.”
by Anonymous Elephant April 23, 2019
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