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Poo Crayon 

A small slender piece of poo that you can easily hold and draw with like a crayon. You can even wrap some paper around it to add to the effect.
Tara loves to write on Ryan's chest with a poo crayon

Operation Crayon Storm 

An uber secret government project employed by the municipality of Big Nigs. The program is used as a nuclear deterrent used to defend the Municipality from foreign oil mongers and utilizes advanced 'crayon batteries', which hurl volleys of multi coloured death towards invaders. Alternatively: It is slang for colouring kits issued to U.N. soldiers on R & R in the Middle East.
Soldier 1: "Hey man, I got this wicked colour-by-numbers from home. But I just don't have the correct government issue way to colour it."
Soldier 2: "Dude, just use your Operation Crayon Storm colouring kit."
Soldier 1: "Choice mate, choice."

dirty ceazy

The act of preforming a reverse plumbkin. Where the guy eats out the girl while she is taking a shit.
Dude it got really weird last night. She made me give her a dirty Ceazy. I can still smell her shit.
dirty ceazy by Ceazy June 1, 2016

Human Crayon 

When you continue to wipe your arse but cannot get to the point of a clean wipe.
I took a shit earlier but despite trying for a solid 10 minutes I was unable to wipe my arse clean. I think I have turned into a human crayon.
Human Crayon by Dodgy Dan June 19, 2022

crazymyke 

A superior being
Watch out, it's crazymyke, he's superior.
crazymyke by Insane Mike May 29, 2003
1. Cramy describes something which is creamy beyonde desctription.

2. Cramy is used for something that is extremely good.

3. To cram is to do something good.
1. MMMM BRIE IS DELICIOUSLY CRAMY!

2. I love my friend she's sooo cramy!

3. Im going to cram in the pool!

cramy by Gareth + Sarah September 5, 2008