bear fucker

what u call someone who thinks they are redneck but their far from it.

guy1- hey guys look at my new boots.
guy2- why did u get boots?
Guy1- cus im a redneck.
guy2- you bear fucker u live in the middle of st.louis.

by thejoker13 December 28, 2008

Booger Bear

A beautiful girl that belongs to Colby and is the most beautiful as sweet as specialist girl in the world

Thats my booger bear

by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021

Bear Kiss

When a bitch with a hairy ass pussy sits on a guys face.

Her pussy was so hairy when I went down on her it was like giving her a bear kiss.

by DumaLove April 12, 2011

gummy bear toes

short and stubby toes that look like gummy bears.

Ray: Hey you're wearing sandals and you have gummy bear toes!!
Teresa: Nooo don't look at my toes!
Ray: It's cool, they're cute like gummy bears.

by Calderon Reymundo November 8, 2006

bi-polar bear

A bi-polar person who sucks at anything and everything he does, but at the same time thinks he does better at anything and everything than everyone around him. He is a self centered piece of shit, and hates to be proven wrong. If you make a mistake or say an answer wrong, he will proceed to call you a dumbass. He refers to the term "karma" a lot. He has been playing guitar for quite a few years, but sounds as if he had just learned yesterday. If you do not act the way he expects you to he will use the phrase "Oh no, it's (your name here)". He often loves annoying people with his bad 'jokes' and retarded self, but if you annoy him long enough, he will get pissed off and ignore you for the rest of the day. When not being annoying, the bi-polar bear grazes on craigslist looking at guitars and other musical instruments to fantasize about. His favorite band is Metallica! He also fantasizes about Kirt Hammett!

Ryan: Uh oh Joe, it's Ryan!
Joe: Oh no Ryan, it's Joe!
Ryan & Joe: AHHH BI-POLAR BEAR RUN AWAY!!!...

by JACK-OFF JILL October 12, 2009

bear rating system

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

by swiffer October 16, 2007

teddy bear gang

a hella dangerous gang started in florida, not to be fucked with.

damn homes you should stay inside, the teddy bear gang is outside rn

by Altszio February 28, 2019