by uwuwuwuulmkm March 18, 2023

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.
by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

by Mivoat December 16, 2010

That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."
#2: "...What?"
#2: "...What?"
by anonymous July 28, 2023

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.
You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.
by DarkFalcon February 16, 2022

the word that all the fucking teachers at our schools disagree with
I dont get it for example.
"Can I go to the bathroom Mr Jeffrey?"
"Uh uh uh, Its may I go to the bathroom and no."
Like what the fuck do you want from me I need to go take a shit and your the only obstacle in my way so shut the fuck up.
I dont get it for example.
"Can I go to the bathroom Mr Jeffrey?"
"Uh uh uh, Its may I go to the bathroom and no."
Like what the fuck do you want from me I need to go take a shit and your the only obstacle in my way so shut the fuck up.
by Issa Mohamed Younes Majidi August 2, 2022
