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Weep-O-Meter

The thing that is the Weep-O-Meter is that it measures how hard you cry at a movie,at birth,etc. There are 5 grades.

Grade 1 = No crying
Grade 2 = Sadness felt inside
Grade 3 = Silent crying,you will tear for real
Grade 4 = Real,normal audible crying
Grade 5 = WWAAAAAHHH *floods with tears* ohhhh NOOOOOOO *30 mins later* *sobs* eeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(back in the mid-90s)
Guy1:Dude! DUDE!!! Did you saw that brand spanking new The Lion King?
Guy2:Yes,the part when Mufasa died caused a 3 on the Weep-O-Meter for me. That was sad,but I'm strong...
Guy1:*sobs* not flashbacks again... I g-got 5...
by NonBad February 26, 2020
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Bag o' diabetes

Used when someone brings a large amount of sweets, coke, cake, etc. Sometimes you may use diabetes rather than bag o' diabetes (some people may think this is offensive)
F1: *brings more than 5 coke cans*
You: Shit that's a bag o' diabetes right there

Sentence 2

F1:*brings more than 5 coke cans*
Ey man you want some diabetes
by Sebastian294 March 6, 2020
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ms o grady

Some old fucking bitch who fucking looks like a chicken tender giving us unrelated english work
Me opens book sitting quietly

Ms o grady what are you doing!!
by Up the raa July 5, 2020
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post-O smile

a broad and blissful smile after one tremendous or multiple orgasms smile
wherever I go I see your post-O smile....
by Theoxxx July 16, 2020
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Crack o' Dawn

Dawn's crack - a special place; Also, early sunrise (similar to 'zero dark thirty' in military slang).
1. That woman's pie is some mighty fine – I love the crack o' dawn. 2. People, we'll be on the objective by crack o' dawn!
by Carl Davidson July 22, 2020
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Land O lakes

Getting rid of the native american(s) and keeping the land
Andrew Jackson pulled a Land O lakes. He got rid of the native americans and kept the land.
by BrawlS July 23, 2020
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one-o-six

I gotta go meet up with my one-o-six.
by Phatastic August 18, 2003
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