Crack Attack

When you have a wedgie but severe enough that the butt crack fights back.

Person 1: I bought these overalls from old navy but man I get really bad crack attacks from it
Person 2: AYO WHAT?
Person 1: Yeah! You know when it gets super uncomfortable around the buttocks!

by Henry Chang December 09, 2021

Crack attack

A slow & chill but meaningful rapper

Persone 1: what type of music do you listen to?

Persone 2: r&b & crack attack

by Not today May 27, 2018

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 08, 2019

Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.

*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.

by Etiquette101 January 08, 2025

crack in the alter

Broken marriage

There's a crack in the alter

by August 01, 2022

Crack Rock On The Head

A secret organization made by a secret company

yo are you apart of croth? (Crack Rock On The Head)

by tredenvr April 25, 2021

Maddie in the crack

when girls named Maddie at Clemson fall into the crack of the couch ; also referred to as the crack attack

Did you hear about Maddie in the crack?

Yeah it was crazy

by annhaw123 February 09, 2022