spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

If you can do it better then go and do it yourself, but if you can't do it then dont trash talk.

IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB! :

You do the laundry yourself then!

But i dont know how!

Then IF YOU CAN UP, NO CAN NO BB!

by Hanguang-jun June 10, 2024

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

You can go fly

To advise someone you are not doing something for them .

Mary : can you give me a pedicure

Sarah: you can go fly , if you think I’m doing that

by Itamaire April 20, 2018

can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.

Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 1, 2020

Yes I can Obama

Agreeing and emphasizing

"You can work as an engineer and do philosophy" "Yes I can Obama!"

by anonymous September 3, 2023

canned grass

Slang term for edibles

Ay yo dawg, wanna get some canned grass later?We gettin liiiiiitttt.

by Just a guy on this horrifying March 21, 2021