phat truck nation

a band of reckless "yee-yees" desiring the ultimate succ

Sarah, that's phat truck nation, they want the succ!

by bigdicric May 11, 2017

rigless truck driver

a person who wares cowboy boots , talks about truckin, hangs out at truck stops, smokes cheep cigars ,

how many times had that rigless truck driver watched smokey and the bandit

by Plenit Express July 7, 2017

Mother Trucker

This is when you are in front of your grand-parents and you don't want to use foul language.Mother Trucker stands for YOU MOTHER FUCKER.It is also a means to communicate with the mother of a trucker.

"Gerry i'm tired of your shit you mother trucker".
Grand-Parents:(^-^)"Good language".

by Xxx_TrollGrammar_xxX August 4, 2017

panel truck

a small delivery truck with a fully enclosed body.

The panel truck rolled down the street

by bruh funny August 11, 2017

brother trucker

Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.

Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"

by Mean old bastard August 21, 2017

Fuck Truck

A person (guy) who probably has a tiny penis, has a truck, and drives like a fuckin asshole.

Stupid fuck truck just cut me off!

by tits-fuckin-mcgee April 19, 2018

monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.

“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.

by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018