Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean as if you didn't shit
A Ghost Poo or Ghost Shit is defined as:
Hey, I just took a Ghost Poo, because when I wiped my ass, the paper was still clean
by Desert Shark April 15, 2022
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The ghost of Kiev

Once the ghost of Kiev arrived in Ukraine, the russo-ukraine war's favor shifted on the Ukrainian's side.
by 0∅7 November 18, 2023
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ghosty ghost

When two people simultaneously ghost eachother. But the last text from whoever was the last to text can’t be a question.
The both decided to ghost eachother. So they Both ghosty ghosted.
by Bananas34 July 11, 2020
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ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.
by hammie boie July 12, 2018
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ghost bleed

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 17, 2011
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fibonacci ghost

when someone ghosts you with texts in an ever increasing sequence of intervals between texts.
the intervals increase in a fibonacci sequence.
i think she's fibonacci ghosting me. she texted 5 days before this one, 3 before the last, 2 before the last, and 1 between each of the last.
by thingshappeninsf January 31, 2020
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