2 + 2 = 5

Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”

Sometimes 2 + 2 = 5
-George Orwell, 1984
1949

by Jodie2025 April 22, 2019

Nolan 5

A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.

If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.

That’s a Nolan 5

by EjEdwards November 12, 2019

gta 5

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by SUSBOI123 January 9, 2023

July 5

National post a picture of your bestfriend and the special person that you will always know will have your back.Friends forever <3

Hey it’s July 5 make sure to post your special person on your social media accounts .

by Stacy679 July 5, 2021

Johny-5

One of the best dudes you could ever meet, highly entertaining, Constantly seeking more INPUT. Rides around on tank treads, and can shoot out an explosive laserrrr

Also seen in the classic movie: "short circuit"

Man 1: look at him go!
Man 2: he's a real Johny-5

by the one and only, glitch November 25, 2022

5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

#5

#5 are you fucking serious!? Fuck this guy man. What an asshole. Plane!? Really!? Who is watching that shit and why are they being let out of the insane asylum to watch plane movies? Bastards!

Hym "#5!? I'm not watching your plane movie asshole! It is more likely that people flocked to theaters en masse to subvert my will than it is you actually made a good plane movie you... you prick! What, did Todd Phillips direct it too? Did I write some of it!? Ooooo you motherfucker... I am so heated right now..."

Iam "Should we watch..."

Hym "AAAAHHHH SHUT... SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! SHUT IT!"
🤬👉😖
Iam "Yeah, I... Should have known better..." 😅

by Hym Iam February 1, 2023