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Sock-6

by BFG100 August 18, 2020
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wet socks

the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
person 1:ugh here comes wet socks

person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone
by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019
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Crazy sock sunday

On crazy sock Sunday you do something illegal in you goofyest socks so everyone knows it’s a joke
Sock wearer-PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP NOW!
victim-*looks at socks* oh ok
Sock wearer-*unloads appropriately 30 rounds into the person shredding them to pieces*
Victim-that was a crazy sock Sunday
by Vitcum March 23, 2023
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Schrödinger's Socks

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.
Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.
by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022
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Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.
Well that's our town's nastiest purple sock mutt!
by Brewha December 31, 2009
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Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out
My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em
by Caulknballs November 25, 2024
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Sock Roulette

When you and your friends circle-jerk into a sock, and then give it to a friend to be used as a condom with his girlfriend, giving a random chance for one of the men's sperm samples to become a baby.
Kevin: Bro there's no way Nick got a girlfriend, lets Sock Roulette his ass.
The boys: ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
by killermachime15 March 30, 2023
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