when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house
I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum
I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum
by Factomatics September 12, 2022
Get the potato dickmug. 
An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.
by Anterooo November 17, 2023
Get the Jack Big Potatomug. A bear with or consisting of potatoes, or eating a large amount of potatoes. It is also a name for someone who eats an inordinate about of potatoes.
by Potatoes bear November 12, 2018
Get the Potato bearmug. 1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect
1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.
by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016
Get the potatomug. Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
Get the touch potatomug. So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!
Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the hide the potatomug.