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David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
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Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally

Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legally
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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
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David

A pretty cool guy who plays the guitar and loves to run two mans from Monday thru Friday, and is easy going guy. HE IS EASY!
Aw Man, I really wanted to go on a two man with David but it's saturday.
by araki. November 6, 2025
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DAVID

A guy who rans around a shopping mall yelling help..

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Guy do u like david. No david

has autism
by Chunkmonkey69 February 3, 2025
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David

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.
Oh that guy... he’s such a David.
by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020
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