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You have been so bored that you start typing
Person 1: how bored are you??
Person 2: When you have any other questions you may not be obtained

Person 1: wtf
by expectence September 1, 2025
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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
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it’s fine have fun

The ultimate “it’s fine” “have fun” petty combination abomination. It’s clearly not fine and you better not be fucking having fun.
“Sorry I can’t hangout I’m hanging out with the boys #saturdaysarefortheboys”

It’s fine have fun”
by Ab2ab2 February 26, 2018
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i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal
I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog
by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017
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