This is the shiz, you cannot stop the peanut butter jelly song. You know why? It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! For sheezy.
by Fat Man December 07, 2002
by whattheeverlivingshit March 07, 2017
Skippy peanut butter is a faster way to orgasm on a girls cunt. You spread it and glob it in your mouth and teeth. You then hawk a spit of skippy into the opening of a loose cunt while cumming in her. You then proceed to make a smoothie and cock slap her eyes until she drinks every ounce. The left over of the peanut butter jar is used to shove it at a 45 degree angle up her ass.
"Man, I just Skippy Peanut butter the grocery lady last night. I told her all we need is a jar of peanut butter, no condom."
by lonely boy1 May 30, 2011
1. (After dropping a pass) "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"
2. "Hey man, is today Monday?" "Are my hands butter?!"
by BENWEST12345 September 01, 2011
Woke up this morning at Ol’ Sues house. Had to Butter her up with two tubs of butter in that ass before breaking one off! Nearly broke my dick!
by Butter Sue July 22, 2019
An invasive and aggressive act in which one uses his or her fingers to probe the anus of another in a way that mirrors the scooping of the last remnants of peanut butter from the bottom of the jar.
"Why are you crying?"
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
"My doctor went all peanut butter status during my prostate exam"
"Chunky or Smooth."
"It felt like he had giantism in his hands."
"Ahh, so chunky."
*Sniffle*
by HPVsucks August 11, 2009
Is a shower of feces on someone, a shit shower. Defecation on the body.
Monkey Love in another slang term.
Monkey Love in another slang term.
Peanut Butter shower time
open crack
open crack
open crack
open crack
Let it flow
let it flow
let it flow
Peanut Butter shower
peanut butter shower!!!
open crack
open crack
open crack
open crack
Let it flow
let it flow
let it flow
Peanut Butter shower
peanut butter shower!!!
by Skeetamus November 07, 2006